Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to post here

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!