The ability to only fart in public

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the power to jizz money

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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Meatvision.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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To call me maybe

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!