The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to sweat soup.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to speak in Braille

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to explode on demand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!