the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to die at will.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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the power to melt your bones

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!