The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!