The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to die

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!