the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to die.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to have a power

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boo

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!