- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to smell colors

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

The power of bullet attraction.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to fill in ___ blank

The ability to drop everything you hold

The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

The power to see but only with eyes????

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

Pointless Super Powers