The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to have no powers

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!