- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to start time.

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The power to see who is writing these powers

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The ability to smell colors

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power of bullet attraction.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to fill in ___ blank

The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

Pointless Super Powers