The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!