The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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penis

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A healing punch

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to remove the power within.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!