The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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Grass eating

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the power to turn into nothing.

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power to fly...backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!