The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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the power to fail at everything you

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!