the power to have an idea..

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to fail

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!