The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power of make your leg invisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!