The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to die on command

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!