The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to do something when you do it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!