the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to die

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!