The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to die on command

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!