To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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To pee standing up.

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the ability to smell sounds

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the power to fail

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!