the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!