Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!