The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The ability to hear fish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!