- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to uncontrollably go blind

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

the power to speak only in binary

The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to start time.

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to see who is writing these powers

The ability to smell colors

The power to describe the taste of water.

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

Pointless Super Powers