the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to smell poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!