The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!