The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The Power to Combust

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!