The power of not knowing the future

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to breathe

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the ability to see into the past

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!