The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to look into cheese.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!