The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to do nothing

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to see through air.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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power to kill dead ppl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!