the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!