The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to instantly die

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!