the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

The power to breath while under a container of water

The power to not see ads

The power to see 2 min. into the past.

the power to fart terrible gas

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

The power to f*ck yourself

The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

The power to learn only at school.

The power to change your eyebrows daily

The power to see concrete yellow

The power of not knowing the future

The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

The power to pick something up and stay the same.

the power to not own a spacial power!!

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to go suicide

The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

The power to see your neck without a mirror

The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

The ability to eat anything except for food

The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

The power to listen to justin beiber

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!