- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

The power to uncontrollably go blind

The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

the power to speak only in binary

The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

The power to start time.

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

The power to describe the taste of water.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to see who is writing these powers

The ability to smell colors

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

Pointless Super Powers