- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

To call me maybe

The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

the power to turn into a bucket of water

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

the power to sing like justin bieber

The power to see through pastry..

The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

The power to pee poop

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

Pointless Super Powers