The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!