The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to open a walnut with your mind

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

thumb_up thumb_down +64

the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

the power to see into the present.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to eat air with your lungs

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to die at will

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to stop time for 1 second

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!