The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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Meatvision.

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The power to find lost socks.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power of not knowing the future

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!