The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to remove the power within.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!