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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on
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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.
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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.
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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY
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The power to sleep if your not awake
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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier
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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.
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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]
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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.
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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.
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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...
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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.
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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C
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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size
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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.
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The power to sneeze scissors
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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.
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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals
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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in
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The power to fly, but only when on the ground
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The power to have all the powers written in here
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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.
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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.
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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!