The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to clean

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the ability to post here

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!