The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

The power to fly, but only when on the ground

the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

The power to see into the future of the past

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

the power to seduce hats

the power to summon 10 ants every week

The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

The power to fly but only in closed spaces

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

The power to die

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

The ability to fly while in an airplane

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!