the ability to find pointless superpower

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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the power of being yourself

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!