The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to poke

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!