I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to breathe

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to grow one wing

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!