the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to to think less

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!