The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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A healing punch

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!