The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the power to taste your own spit

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to only make burnt toast

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!