The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to think.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power of not knowing the future

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!