The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!