The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!