The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to attract bullets.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!