The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!