The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to understand math.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!