The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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Grass eating

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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the power to die if you think

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The super pow.er to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!