- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to watch tv while sleeping

the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

the super power to remove your super power

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to speak braille

The power to be dyslexic at will

The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

The power to slip on anything.

power to fly only in the plane

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

the power to run windows on a mac computer

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

The power to read View Terms of Services

power to eat through your but

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The Power to make up full names on the spot.

the ability to die without any control

The ability to not be Batman

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

Pointless Super Powers