the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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ikawlhan forever

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power to see the present.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to have no power.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!