the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the ability to die without any control

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the ability to know what the fox say

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!