The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to die

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!