to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!