- Pointless Super Powers

The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

The power to eat soup with a fork

The power to die using your willpower.

the power to end sentences with prepositions.

The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

The power to see who is writing these powers

The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The power to walk into Mordor.

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

The power to hypnotize chickens

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

the power to fly indoors

the power to speak only in binary

The ability to reverse your digestive system.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!