The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to jerk off

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!