The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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the power to die on command

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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the power to fail any test you want

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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the power of being yourself

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!