- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

Nihat Do?an

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

the power to have a dick in the box

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

The ability to see through invisibility.

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

The power to say you have a superpower.

The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

being able to blow up and die

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The power to breath while under a container of water

The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

The power to levitate mustard.

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

Pointless Super Powers