the ability to become black.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!