The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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A good Kisser

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power of not knowing the future

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!