the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!