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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century
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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.
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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.
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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.
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The power to see when people fart.
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The power to produce sweat when hot.
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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.
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The power to fart out of your mouth
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The power to move through light at the speed of time
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The power to fly 2mm above the ground
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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.
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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts
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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.
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Ability to shit nuclear waste
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The power to fill trash cans with garbage
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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand
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the power the to use hands when you already have hands
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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later
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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.
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the ability to become black.
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The power to grow one wing
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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.
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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)
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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!