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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.
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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.
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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf
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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.
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The power to fap without satisfaction
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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.
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The power to see when people fart.
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The power to see your neck without a mirror
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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.
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The ability to eat anything except for food
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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum
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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper
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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.
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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.
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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.
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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.
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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later
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the power the to use hands when you already have hands
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The power to grow one wing
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the power to die if you think
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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.
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The power to change the color of your piss
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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking
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The power to cook bad meals.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!