Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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Being a Spice Girl

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to see through a hole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!