The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

The power to fap without satisfaction

the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

The power to see when people fart.

The power to see your neck without a mirror

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

The ability to eat anything except for food

The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The power to grow one wing

the power to die if you think

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

The power to change the color of your piss

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The power to cook bad meals.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!