The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!