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The power to learn only at school.
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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle
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The power to see through air.
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The power to break your Nokia phone.
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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died
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The power to...lick you're nose
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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.
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You can read the minds of rocks.
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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.
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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese
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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.
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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus
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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way
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The power to fap without satisfaction
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the power to float one atom above the ground
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The power to live until you die.
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the power to move forward in time one second peer second
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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle
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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.
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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.
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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.
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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)
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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.
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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!