The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to get really mad.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!