The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to bleed

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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the power to glow in the light

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to think salmon.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!