Being a Spice Girl

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to see through a hole

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to understand math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!