The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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Stop clapping

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power of being pointless

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!