The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to die on command

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to be a walrus

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!