the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to jerk off

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!