- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

The power to turn food into human waste.

The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

the power to know what time is not

The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

The power to like any show

the ability to turn into random hats

to change what time it is 1 time per week

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

the power to fart out of your penis

The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

The power to be dyslexic at will

The power to watch tv

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

The superpower to think that you have a superpower

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

Pointless Super Powers