- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

The ability to think of a pointless ability.

The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

The power to change the color of your piss

The power to poop and pee at the same time

The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The ability to be a rock

the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

The power to push a door that only pulls.

The power to not hear thunder.

the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

the power to shit liquidly

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

The ability to fart like a zombie.

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

the power to shit with your mouth

Pointless Super Powers