The power to slip on anything.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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wast your time on the computer

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!