to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to die on command

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to be a walrus

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!