The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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the power to see through glass

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!