The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

The power to see at night but only black objects.

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

The power to change your eyebrows daily

The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

The power to pick something up and stay the same.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!