The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

The power to die but once

the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The ability to fart pee.

The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

The power of the detachable little toe!

The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!