The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!