The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The ability to clean

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!