The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!