The power to die.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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boo

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The power to have a power

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to only tell the truth

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the ability to digest any food easily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!