- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be powerless

the power to in power your self

the power to read and agree to the terms or service

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

The power to fly when you fart

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

the power to convert farts into burps.

The ability to clean

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

The power to look into cheese.

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

Pointless Super Powers