The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!