the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to write a country song

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to think.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to never stop shitting.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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Meatvision.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!