The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the power to go on this website

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to not see ads

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to die early.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!