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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.
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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.
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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.
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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears
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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.
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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up
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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones
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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.
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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........
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the power to have an idea..
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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side
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The ability to survive without an apendix.
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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.
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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint
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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet
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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.
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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand
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The power to give someone the power to give the power.
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The power to fly when u are in an elevator
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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus
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The power to talk to people miles away.
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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.
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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.
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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!