The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to go suicide

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!