The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to die on command

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to breathe

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!